Geek Love: do these geeks have game?
Dr. Sheldon Cooper PhD ScD Galveston, Texas.
Occupation: Theoretical physicist
Height: 6 foot 1 inch
PhD ScD Senior theoretical physicist at the California Institute of Technology. IQ of 187. 212 friends on Myspace. I am looking for someone with a valid driverís license, an affinity for comic books and zero objections to signing a relationship agreement. This should be everything you need to know, now if you will excuse me the latest issue of Batman is out.
Troy and Abed Greendale, Colorado.
Troy and Abedís dating proooofile. If you like pizza, zombies, early morning talk shows and being friends with Batman then weíve got a proposition for you. Like Morpheus in The Matrix, although none of our jelly beans have caused memory lossÖ yet. If you can help us with defeating the darkest timeline or passing Theoretical Phys-ed 101 we may even let you into our secret dreamatorium. Also Troy is really good at air conditioning and plumbing maintenance.
Velma Dinkley Coolsville.
Occupation: Mystery Inc.
hy um Vlmui Dicdk. Jinkies, sorry I didnít have my glasses, I canít see a thing without my glasses. Iím Velma Dinkley and I spend my spare time with four of my best friends travelling the country. For a while I worked as NASA researcher, but donít let that deter you from saying hello! At heart, Iím an entrepreneur who loves solving mysteries and helping out folks I meet in my travels. Iím looking for someone who doesnít scare easily and loves dogs, preferably talking ones!
Hermione Granger England, Great Britain.
Height: 5 foot 4 inches
Iím only writing this to throw my jealous friends off the trail as I secretly prepare for my date with Viktor Krum. Heís a Durmstrang student and the Bulgarian National Quidditch teamís seeker. Unfortunately some of my narrow- minded friends have failed to embrace the fact the Triwizard Tournament is about international magical co-operation. Anyway, Iím Hermione Granger and Iíve got an exam in the morning so Iím going to bed before any of you get another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, expelled.
The Doctor Gallifrey, Whoniverse
Occupation: Time Lord
Height: 5 foot 5 inches - 6 foot 2 inches
Iím 903-years-old, Iíve got two hearts and I travel through space and time in a blue police box thatís ďbigger on the insideĒ. Thatís what everyone says, I love that bit, when they say that. Anyways Iím looking for a companion, someone not too dumb but not too bright so that I can constantly explain the world and my thought process out loud. Preferably someone human. You see you serve a very important narrative device for my life and without you, well, thatíd be awfully boring for the universe now wouldnít it? Anyway never mind the confusing bits, itís all wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff anyways. Allons-y!
Samwell Tarly Horn Hill, the Reach
Occupation: Maester, Student
Height: 5 foot 6 inches
H-hello, my nameís ehm Sam. Uh, I uh, Iím not sure what to say here. Iím not really good at talking to girls, or fighting, orÖ or much anything elseÖ Iíve never filled out a Ďdating profileí either but I read about it once in a book at Castle Black. Also I killed a White Walker a while back with dragonglass so, maybe Iím not such a coward after all aheh. I recently travelled to the Citadel to continue my pursuit as a maester, but theyíve told me I canít bring girls in here so perhaps Iím looking for a pen pal more than anything. I hope Johnís okay, I havenít heard much from him these days.
Posted by Not A Witch on Friday, November 3rd, 2017